Hark, Wednesday Sick-Day Season is upon us!

What a glorious evening this has been! Tis unfortunate that our team is not quite in mid-season form as of yet, but we shall shake off this loss like a wet puppy shakes the water off its coat and have a magnificent season filled with great match successes and greater friendships. Losses are no matter this pristine Spring night. There is no better occasion for a stroll through charming Capitol Hill...

Behold, The Pour House is before me! I shall relish this premier Bocce social gathering of 2008. Ah, I am but a set of stairs from enjoying chilled fermented beverages with a grand melange of good friends old, new, and yet to be made...

Wow, what a vibrant room this is, time to order a delicious Peroni from the friendly barkeep and get my bon vivant on, ho ho ho...

Man, this Peroni tastes great - nice and light but with ample flavor. Whoa, that's a pretty sweet looking game of flip-cup going on over there. I might have to get into that myself in a little bit. Whoops, I guess I need some more beer...

GO CAPS, PHHH-PHUCK ALL THE PHAIR-WEATHER PHILADELPHIA PHLYER PHANS! Double fisting rules. This way I can spend like TWICE as much of my night drinking and not having to go to the bar to get another beer. I wish I had one more arm. Triple fisting...that would be DA BOMB. Sweet, this song is awesome. Whooo! Damn, those Miller Lite girls are looking HOT. That one there, she would make a great stripper. I should go drop some game on her, like tell her how hot she is. She'd like that. But I gotta go take a leak first...

Hey, who wants to do some shots?! What do you mean, you've "had enough"? Come on, you don't look that drunk to me. Oh, you gotta work tomorrow. Well la-di-da, Mr. Employed. Take this Jager like a man! YEAH!!! These girls are really looking GOOD. The next piss I take, I'm just going to stand way back from the urinal when I'm drainin' the snake so all of them can check me out through the wide-open door. They'd all like that. Sometimes you've got to just put yourself out there...

This is bullshit, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm not even drunk, dude. Where's Stevie? STEVIE, HELP, this guy's saying I gotta go. TOMMY, HELP! Hey, stop that - you're not doing you're job right. Haven't you ever seen Road House? Rule #3: Be Nice. BEEE NICCCE, jerk! Who do you think you're pushing around. I'm gonna spend a LOT of money in here, and...