Forget the laughable two wrongs don’t make a right and forget the contrary double negatives make a positive. All that will be positively right will come from the enduring constitution of two astounding team’s colossal composition. Two crusading teams will get the paramount match-up of this challenging season. Blazing Sweetness takes on Wild Awesome!!!! Consecutive adjectives together as successful nouns modifying the way magnificent bocce will ever be played again.
Regardless, shortly after the scheduling of this match, the word “awesome” became dead to me and I have since ordered all new business cards. That’s fine. They can have awesome but they will not get this: As the sun descends next Tuesday and the temperature dip, over the sounds of tape measures whipping back to its homes followed by cheers and the opposite, the last ball will be tossed. Both teams will summarily walk off the field leaving behind a boundary of orange cones like some sort of chalk-line marking the fallen Hector by Achilles’ hand. Few greater battles could compare. Each team will make its way to the Poor House. One team probably sooner than the other. I’ll assume the losing team will be a bit faster to the bar. Hopefully the winning team will be sure to keep its distance. Wild Awesome will not get our camaraderie.
I am not so simply stating this, division rivals. Ohio State/Michigan, Knicks/Heat, Yankees/MLB. I want to dig up a pistachio colored t-shirt in the park where I play bocce down the street from my place. I’m sure we have plenty of friends. But I could certainly use a rivalry. I can’t predict the future. I might complete Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Bocce could be played in the sky over floating courts. Wild Awesome could end up in Oklahoma City. Which ever it may be let this rivalry grow, and let all the rage and abhorrence that comes with it build.
If you don’t find this match tantamount to the precipice of sheer magnificence; it will at least be the match of the most unfortunate t-shirt colors: pistachio versus lime.
Good luck to all the teams, especially Just Another Bocce On My Bedpost and Garbage Plates Heart Pantalones – some of us hail from Rochester, NY.
Agreed that pistachio v. lime will be a jarring site on the fields - note to the photogs.
ReplyDeleteAll great legacy teams need an equal and talented rival - cheers to that :)
Was there some good Nike commercial-style trash talking going on featuring attacks on opposing adjectives?
ReplyDelete"My blazing is better than your wild!"
i want to eat nike because is very good:)
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