Look at my Fist Pump!

I just fist pumped followed by finger point on the same hand! Wait a moment, that’s right and I now closed it down with some head nods. The artistry and sweetness of that move can only be rivaled by Irina Dvorovenko with an electric guitar that shots lasers. Now I just killed some leftover Chinese food and slammed my chop sticks on my desk. You want to know why? Because I love Orange Chicken and I am finished! God, today is going to be all about high fives. I can feel it, and it feels so right. Everyone is going to so happy when they see my extended hand above my head and they’re going to be so pissed after they realize how hard I high five. I’ll respond with “Yes!” or “Deal with it!” I swear to god, no one better leave me hanging. The FedEx guy is heading toward the office; he better be ready for this!

I can’t wait till next Tuesday! Blazing Sweetness is going to crush bocce and crush Miller Lights, and crush the cans shortly thereafter. I’m huge fan of Solo Cups. I’m crushing some water in a Solo Cup right now! I am going to say something inappropriate next Tuesday and someone is going to get upset. I’ll respond with “Yes!” or “Deal with it!” Man, where is that FedEx guy; he is going to want some of this!

I’m going to high five so much next Tuesday! And hugs, because high fives might not be enough. My team is going to hug after throws and after crushing beers. Extra long hugs for the girls because they’re all sensitive and stuff; maybe they’ll cry! Everything I say will be so non sequitur. Like what’s up with this blog entry?! Everyone is going to think I’m crazy. I’ll respond with “Yes!” or “Deal with it!” I’m pumped because Blazing Sweetness killed in the flair last Tuesday. How do you beat that picture? That picture is making me so pumped. We are so freaking Flairvolicious! I’m going make the FedEx guy look at this picture; it’s so on right now!

Blazing Sweetness is at five hundo for the season right now and we’re slapping high fivos for that! Next Tuesday it's anybody's game; I can’t wait. All I know is I’m going to start my morning with Fruity Pebbles Cereal and end my evening with chicken fingers I won’t like at the Poor House. I’m so freaking pumped right now! I’m going to call FedEx guy champ and ask him to join Blazing Sweetness!