Steel blue: the color of inevitability.
There may be new uniforms. There may be new faces. There may be a new team name. But the familiar cast of characters is back: The Beast, The Captain, The Eye, Jennufine, and two other individuals with nicknames that have not passed our rigorous nickname-vetting process. Together, we will combine an impressive array of hand-eye coordination, agility, and questionable measurements to dominate the summer DC Bocce League. Together, we will forge a unity of friendship and loyalty so strong that we can overcome any obstacle, including those two happy fun dogs that are always running through the field of play. Together, we cannot be stopped.
By our powers combined, we are The Greatest and Best Team in the World! (Note: the combining of our powers has, on occasion, given rise to a flying environmental advocate with blue skin, a green mullet, a wry sense of humor, and the ability to summon any super-power necessitated by his current predicament. We reserve the right to open a roster spot for such an individual.)
It is going to happen. There is nothing you can do about it.
On Tuesday, July 22nd, the games begin...
As far as I – and the Universe – know, the uniting of the greatest and best has led to the formation of the Blazing Sword!
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