A Problem You Want to Have. A Team You do not Want to Play

A priapism is a persistent erection of the penis that lasts for four hours or often much longer (giggity). Although this is so obviously a good and desirable thing to have, apparently some people (doctors) don’t agree. But there are many brave men and women out there who have, rightfully so, chosen altogether to ignore any and all of these “scientific” reasons. It is very simple, folks. If a man gave you a million dollars, and told you that you had only half a day to spend it, would you give it back claiming you did not want to use it if you were going to lose it? Absolutely not. So why do so many men out there make the decision to throw in the towel and seek “medical attention” when it is finally their moment to shine? Having been begged for years to perform beyond their human capability, a drug has finally endowed them with a phenomenal gift and they just throw it away?

I know what you are thinking, and we too are disgusted by these people who refuse to take advantage of this drug-enduced colossal stiff. So it is both in the spirit of those who have persevered, and in vain and sorrowful demonstration against those who have given in, that we come to the courts. It is that strength and will to push on when times are tough that is alive in our team today. A wise man once said “when life hands you lemons, make lemonade”. Indeed, when life gives you a 4+ hour erection, get after it soldier, and don’t stop till the cows come home.

Priapism Shmiapism (The Blue Team, just like your favorite pill)