Swimming is pretty cool. It keeps me in shape and stuff, which pleases millions of women across the world. It's a shame, however, that my real passion is not yet an Olympic sport. Bocce. Like, OMFG, curling is an Olympic sport, so why not bocce? WTF? So bros, femmes, write your congressman or whatever.
And here's a fun fact about me: I went to Michigan, which makes me awesome. But I went to Michigan on the condition that I could bring my own coach in to take over the team, strongarmsing the athletic department to fire their coach. That makes me kind of a dick. Anyway, if you've got something to say, say it to my face and all my arms.
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