Name That Team

With all this talk of team names, I thought I'd share our official unofficial list of teams for the upcoming spring season. Feel free to comment.

Tuesday 419 Allstars 99 Problems But Bocce Ain't One Any Given Tuesday Ball Busters Balls Deep Balls of Fury Big Bocce Bitchslap Blazing Sweetness BLD-Makers Bo Knows Bocce Bocce Ballers Bocce Challenged Bocce Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me CHT Count Boccula Deep Rollers Don’t Stop Bocce Lieving Deboccerous Erin Connealy Garbage Plates Gazing Balls Hands off My Pallina High Rollers Horizontal Bump I Bocced Matt Damon I thought we signed up for kickball Irritable Bocce Syndrome JMU Thrasherz Joanie Loves Bocce Just Another Bocce On My Bedpost Klemmers Ballers Korth by Korthwest Legion of Doom Looking to Score Not A Good Name Pallinas in My Pants Picalinis Sasquatch Tribunal Sawdust SE Jerome and the Walleye Pikes Snakes on a Pallina Strictly Bocce Team Dikfor The Incrediballs There Will Be Bocce We Know Jack Wild Awesome

Wednesday All Balls Considered Balls of Furry Barack Obocce BBB: Bocce Ball Bangers Bemisderfer Bocce Bocce 5-O Bocce Kings Bocce Sera Bocce with Bourbon Boccelicious boccelism Boccesaurus Mex Bovi City Cammareri Brothers Bakery Chewbocce Chinatown Chuckers Deboccery Driveway Balls Drunk Monkeys Drunken Deboccery everybocces workin for the weekend FairWinds Partners Fidelity. BOCCE. Integrity Fierce!! Le Pazze Little Lebocce Urban Achievers Luca Bocce & The Sleeping Fishes M-M-M-My Pallina No Bocce for Old Men Puttanas Rolly Pollys Stop looking at my Bocce! Suck it Trebek Tap That TBD The New England School of Modern Dance There Will Be Bocce TIG Diavoli Van Goghs Ear Victorias NY Style Nightclub With My Balls Yeah, Id Bocce That

The Name Game (alternatively titled, don't hate the player...)

We support your fundamental, constitutional right to a new team name. But Joanie loves Bocce is a great, solid name. Changing it would only force us to compare our new team name against the classic, two-time-winning name we are so fond of (would we really be happy as Whitney and Bocce Brown?). Here are our top five reasons for keeping our name the same:

5. Some of our team members are getting up in age. We try not to confuse them with change.
4. We comfort our losses by proclaiming intellectual superiority over the teams that ask, "which one of you is Joanie?".
3. We chose not to strengthen our creative brain cells. We were going to lose them to $2 Peroni's anyway.
2. The Bocce wine that we keep winning is the only solvent strong enough to get the eighteen 419 Allstars tattoos off my ass.
1. We're holding out for a cameo on the reality show "Scott Baio is 40 and pregnant".

Looking forward to seeing you all out on the fields!

Jenn