Hey bocce-ballers! I know nothing quite compares to the weekly group-drink session after our bocce games….but there’s a new kid in town that we all need to embrace—bocce style!
The MACBrewFest has partnered with your very own DC Bocce to bring you an amazing opportunity to sample local(ish) brews and delicious foodie treats! For the bocce-only-discounted price of $66.50, you receive ALL-INCLUSIVE VIP Access = unlimited beer samplings, a MACBrew Crystal Tasting Glass, full buffet of international ethnic cuisine and a wide array of cheeses, charcuterie and sweets! --um, yes please!
So, for you beer snobs: this is the perfect opportunity to impress (or further annoy) your friends/lover(s) with your highly developed, hyper-hop-sensitive, micro-brewtastic palate--developed from years of experience, training, and good genes (um, who are we kidding…everyone knows beer tastes are a direct result of which frat/sorority you joined……just saying---wait, you were GDI??....that’s another story entirely…..).
For those beer novices/haters: First, you’re slightly weird (said with as little judgment as possible…so, you’re being judged). Second, it’s time to start winning at LIFE.
For those who haven’t quite developed a taste for beer (even though some beer actually tastes like chocolate!)—it’s the perfect time to ask that would-be-if-you-had-the-balls-to-ask-lover to teach you about how to handle a Stout (it’s a beer…but you could go there too…later…after BeerFest).
Saturday, October 15
2 Sessions: 1:00-4:30pm and 6:00-9:30pm
1315 K Street, NW (basement ballroom)
No unannounced BeerFest blitzing though…tickets have to be bought in advance = planned debauchery is the BEST!
Bottom line: BeerFest is where dreams come true. Use the discount code “hardballs” when you buy your ticket here.
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