Bocce Goes To BeerFest

Hey bocce-ballers! I know nothing quite compares to the weekly group-drink session after our bocce games….but there’s a new kid in town that we all need to embrace—bocce style!

The MACBrewFest has partnered with your very own DC Bocce to bring you an amazing opportunity to sample local(ish) brews and delicious foodie treats! For the bocce-only-discounted price of $66.50, you receive ALL-INCLUSIVE VIP Access = unlimited beer samplings, a MACBrew Crystal Tasting Glass, full buffet of international ethnic cuisine and a wide array of cheeses, charcuterie and sweets! --um, yes please!

So, for you beer snobs: this is the perfect opportunity to impress (or further annoy) your friends/lover(s) with your highly developed, hyper-hop-sensitive, micro-brewtastic palate--developed from years of experience, training, and good genes (um, who are we kidding…everyone knows beer tastes are a direct result of which frat/sorority you joined……just saying---wait, you were GDI??....that’s another story entirely…..).

For those beer novices/haters: First, you’re slightly weird (said with as little judgment as possible…so, you’re being judged). Second, it’s time to start winning at LIFE.

For those who haven’t quite developed a taste for beer (even though some beer actually tastes like chocolate!)—it’s the perfect time to ask that would-be-if-you-had-the-balls-to-ask-lover to teach you about how to handle a Stout (it’s a beer…but you could go there too…later…after BeerFest).

Deets: MACBrewFest (DC BrewFest)
Saturday, October 15
2 Sessions: 1:00-4:30pm and 6:00-9:30pm
1315 K Street, NW (basement ballroom)

No unannounced BeerFest blitzing though…tickets have to be bought in advance = planned debauchery is the BEST!

Bottom line: BeerFest is where dreams come true. Use the discount code “hardballs” when you buy your ticket here.

OPEN BAR.....Need I say more???

Happy holiday weekend fellow bocce-rs! Hope everyone is using the long weekend to seriously hone their bocce skills for more playoff action....by "bocce skills" I clearly mean drinking skills!! (so lame you thought I meant legit ball-tossing skills)

The entire league is invited to Dupont division sponsor McFadden's Grand Re-Opening Party on Thursday 9/8 which includes an open bar from 8-9!!! Come put your flip-cup fingers and creepster skills to work! (McFadden's is an undergrad Mecca... but you know what they say: if there's grass on the field....) As a Dupont baller myself, I can tell you that a night at McFadden's practically ensures an awesomely sketchtastic story to share with friends or appall co-workers the next day! ---Maybe that was just my team: JTT, motto: We may not win at bocce, but we win at LIFE!--

Although we bocce-rs like nothing more than to blitz a bar unannounced (again, just my team? side note JTT: we should probably never show our faces at...you know where again...or at least not for another hot minute)....this party requires an RSVP. Everyone ink in "deboccery" on your calendar 9/8 and RSVP to mcfaddens.sarah@gmail.com.